TRANSFORMERS 2

New standee art of the summer transformers 2 release " revenge of the fallen"

DONATE YOUR COKE CODES

why waste your coke zone codes,don't know about them well the codes are printed on the bottle under the label of 2litre and 500ml bottles...donate them today...and bring happiness to those who could do with a treat
i've been donating many thingd to charities radio appeals sofar iv'e collected 261 points I want to raise 1000-2000 so email me with your unwanted items...thanks

THE INTERNET SUPER HIGHWAY SAFETY MESSAGE

A Guy forget his name sorry!! had been driving when his Honda Accord crossed into oncoming traffic and collided with a Hummer. California Highway Patrol officers found the driver's laptop still running, and plugged into the car's cigarette lighter.

the driver is not alone. Last year, 510 California drivers were charged with reckless driving while using a TV, video, or computer monitor. A 2001 study cites mobile phone use as the top cause of crashes involving distracted drivers, followed by fiddling with music. "Anything that distracts you can kill you, whether it's eating lunch or working on a computer," an road safety spokesman said.

the driver was a computer tutor. Hopefully his fatal lesson will teach others to surf on the information superhighway, not the asphalt superhighway....lol..get it!.

I READ THAT ANGRY CHEF IS A TERM/SLANG...maybe i should change my blog title not only that theres another angry chef hanging round blogger...but I'm the real angry chef...lol When penatrating a girl from behind, you casually insert a digit into her anus. Confused and angry, she turns around, and you 'paint' angry eyebrows on her, then place your boxers on her head like a 'chef's hat.' Thus, The Angry Chef. Boy, was Susie shocked when I gave her The Angry Chef last saturday. She didn't know she was in for a culinary surprise!!

worst movies ever made top 20

Here is my top twenty worst films ever made
1. Titanic
can you believe theres an extended version
2. Lost in Translation
I was lost
3. Pearl Harbor
ahhh affleck
4. Miss Congeniality 2
lazy sequel
5. Napoleon Dynamite
funniest bit was the dance at the end
6. Fahrenheit 9/11
boring
7. The Patriot
brit bashing crap
8. The Royal Tenenbaums
wake me up actually let me sleep through it
9. Batman and Robin
very gay
10. The Fast and the Furious 2 & 3
why no vin..oh the script was crap..lol
11.Jaws the revenge
terrible
12. broke back mountain
no gunfights or shootouts and only action was in the tent
13. Sweet Home Alabama
chick flick with no charm
14. glitter
give it a miss stick to singing mariah Carey
15. Gone in 60 Seconds
Jolie looks fit thats why i watched it
16. Twister
not based onthe board game
17. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
brainless mind more like
18. any Olsen twin movie
just shoot me
19. The Fast and the Furious
cars bore me nice girls though and i wish i could talk like vin
20. Troy
brad is great in this other than that boring



well there you go can you do better...please note Empire ,the shank and godfather are omitted by anyone replying as its a sin to hate the big three

Feeling Lucky Today?: Contest Junkie 1000th Post Giveaway

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Adam sandlers secret

just one of my favourite songs off his shhh dont tell album worth checking out is the gay robot track
the videos hilarious i just wish theyd play it in the nightclubs...
most of his early music spun off the back of his saturday night live shows
in which he was a popular cast member starring in going overboard 1989 and coneheads
then going on to start happy madison films with pal and cameo king Rob Schneider and become a huge comedy movie star ad performer
his most recent movie is bedtime stories and his one fear is that duece bigalow space bigalow movie gets made..lol
his upcoming movie is funny people a comedy drama....also note he had to cancel his place in the upcoming tarentino ovie inglorious bastards for this film a mistake i think anyway discover his talent and enjoy adam before he goes all disney on us!

T.I. Paper trail album review

OK SO I USUALLY REVIEW MOVIES ON OTHER BLOGS BUT TELL YOU THE TRUTH LITTLE BUSY THIS WEEK SO WHAT DO I LISTEN TO TO RELAX AFTER A HARD DAYS NAPPY CHANGING

WELL T.I. PAPER TRAIL A SURPRISE HIT ALBUM....GREAT CATCHY TUNES THE WEIRD AL INSPIRED WHATEVER YOU LIKE....OK NOT INSPIRED BUT LAMPOONED SEE THE YOU TUBE LINK
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PORN STAR CATCHY BEAT AND LYRICS
LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH RIHANNA ALTHOUGH I CANT STAND HER ...OK SHES HOT
HIGHLIGHT OF THE ALBUM IS SWAGGA LIKE US
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WANNA FIND GOOD FREE NEW RNB TRACKS...TOTALLY FREE THE GO TO HEAR IT FIRST .COM GREAT SITE FOR NEW SONGS AND UNRELEASED TUNES
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Touille biscuits

125G icing sugar
125Gflour
3 EGG whites small
80Gsoft butter
vanilla pod seeds

make a paste using flour icing sugar and egg whites add melted or soft butter

lastly stir in vanilla leave to set in fridge or use almost straight away

spread thinly onto a stencil paper thin with a palette knife make sure you use silicon paper or a silicon sheet as the biscuits have to be peeled off

set the oven at 180oc and bake for 5-6mins until golden brown
the pictue is a vanilla panacotta with fruit and a trianlgl tuille biscuit they are extremly fragile and can be flavoured with coffee powder as well as vanilla essence or vanilla pod seeds

Chocolate fondant recipe

* 200G butter melted
* 400G dark chocolate melted
* 200G plain flour
* 14eggs
* 300G sugar caster
method
1. make a sabayon with 14 room temp eggs
2. add butter and chocolate together ….then fold in flour using your hands i usually use gloves its just better than using a spatula or plastic scraper
3. select a small ramekin /souffle dish grease and flour the inner you can also use chocolate cake crumbs
4. pipe the mixture halfway into greased and floured ramekins bake at 180oc for 12-4 minutes trial and error with the timing
5. take out from oven and with a knife loosen around the edges and turn out onto a plate when you cut into it the chocolate sauce should pour out

(flavorings like vanilla can be used or even rum in the chocolate mix too.)
you can freeze this mix and then defrost and use it within a month

Jersey wonders recipe

vanilla essence (my little preference)
1 ½ Ib self raising flour
4 oz butter
8 oz caster sugar
6 eggs
method
these are very nice fresh but bloody awful when cold trust me i ive in jersey and these things aint nice cold

1.Sieve flour and sugar and rub in butter(chopped into small pieces)

2.Add eggs and vanilla to make a light dough.

3.With floured hands make the dough into golf ball sized shapes. Place these on a lightly floured tray and cover with a damp cloth for two hours to rise

4.Then roll out each of the balls into oblongs two inches by four inches.

5.With a sharp knife slit the centre of each oblong and twist the top end (of the oblong) through the slit.

6.Drop four to six Wonders at a time into deepfryer, cook for 2 minutes on each side until golden brown.

7.Leave to cool serve with cinnamon dusted on top although my jersey wife would frown

drop scones recipe

100g self raising flour
1 teaspoon mixed spice
100g caster sugar
100g sultanas
2 teaspoon vanilla essence
2 eggs
600ml milk
okay and now how you make them remember to let the mix rest in the fridge for 30 mins


1.sieve flour and spice together you can add extra cinnamon to taste a this point

2.add sugar make a well

3.mix eggs and milk together with vanilla essence

4.pour wet mix into flour mix combine to form a smooth paste add sultanas (these are optional golden sultanas are what i use )

5.heat a non stick pan add a little oil then add the mix a tablespoon at a time to form small American pancakes...the hoto is a drop scone with lemon curd on top

wierd Al

I'm a huge Jackson fan so no disrespect in fact he gave access to weird AL to film these videos on the original sets as he too is a big weird AL fan
so what we got left with is the ultimate and first parody video of a famous artist
the direction is great the sight gags perfect and using the original extras when he could adds perfection to a class comedy video
a great tribute to the man himself (if a little tongue in cheek)

wierd deaths part one

Death by Jury Demonstration

After the Civil War, controversial Ohio politician clement Vallandigham became a highly successful lawyer who rarely lost a case.

In 1871, he defended Thomas McGehan who was accused of shooting one Tom Myers during a barroom brawl. Vallandigham defense was that Myers had accidentally shot himself while drawing his pistol from a kneeling position.

To convince the jury, Vallandigham decided to demonstrate his theory. Unfortunately, he grabbed a loaded gun by mistake and ended up shooting himself!

By dying, Vallandigham succeeded in demonstrating the plausibility of the accidental shooting and got his client acquitted.

Famous Tennessee whiskey distiller Jack Daniel decided to come in to work early one morning in 1911. He wanted to open his safe but couldn’t remember the combination. In anger, Daniel kicked the safe and injured his toe, which later developed an infection that killed him!

On July 15, 1974, tv presenter christine chubbuck was eight minutes into a local news broadcast, the depressed reporter said "In keeping with Channel 40’s policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts, and in living color, you are going to see another first: an attempted suicide." With that, Chubbuck drew up a revolver and shot herself in the head,her lack of relationships with men was her reason for the depression which broguht on her suicide.

LASAGNE AL WEIRD AL

wierd Al has recorded many different parodies of songs from famous artists
but some take offence (billy joel) and james blunt (actually his record label refused james said yes)..some parodies were cancelled as they were not good enough or he dicided to go with a different parody
"Holodeck Girl" ("Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stafani), "IRS" ("S.O.S." by Rihanna), and "Hairy Back" ("Sexy Back" by Justin Timber lake) are examples
when James blunts parody was not used he gave it away free and recorded do i cree you out and white and nerdy so good things do happen.
heres one of my favorites
and check out jib jab